Are You a Dog Person or a Cat Person

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Are you a dog person or a cat person?
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I’m decidedly a dog person. I like cats, especially kittens. However, I just like dogs better. I think my personality is more like a dog, too:

Regardless of if you are a dog person or a cat person, I think you’ll love this video! There is a part about 2 minutes in that almost makes me pee my pants!

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Funniest Blogs on the Internet – Explain This Image

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Ya’ll know I love to laugh, right? Well, this website, ExplainThisImage.com is pretty stinkin’ funny. It’s not all family friendly, but I would consider it mostly safe for work.

ExplainThisImage has funny pictures. It just does. I’m so curious…why does this hamster have a fillet knife taped to his back?

As a site visitor, you can rate each image on a 1-5 scale and you can sort them by most popular.

What’s up with this dog? The funniest part is the user-generated captions. You can vote on those, too.   Each of the images has some of the suggested captions below.

Shhh!!! I’m thinking outside the bun!
Oh, si… The mustard… she feels so good in my toes…
Word from MissMouthy…I think this dog might be a good candidate for Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves

Because water balloon fights are just that intense.

The balloon is a diversion so you do not notice that his eyeglasses are holding in his eyeballs.

I’m telling you, Officers, a guy with a tux and a sewing machine told me it was all right to park here.

Never try to sew on your corsage while driving.

Frogman has no need for public transportation.

CIA (Clowns In Action) – searching for nuclear weapons
“Okay, one of us is going to have to create a distraction . . .”
At least the French finally decided to help!

 

This was so much cooler in my head…
Okay guys….bring the ladder back! …. GUYS?
Darn these cheap Go Go Gadget limbs
Horoscope For Today: You will experience challenges…
So, what do you think? Do you like Explain This Image? What’s your favorite part…the images? the captions? What?

Funniest Blog on the Internet-Regretsy

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WARNING-I am breaking my own rules. What I’m featuring here is certainly safe for work, but if you go to the website Regretsy, you might need eye bleach…and something to block your screen. Parts of this website are N-A-S-T-Y! You are bound to see some crafty body parts, just so you know. Here you go:

Last week, I featured Pinstrosity, which highlights items people attempted from Pinterest, but that didn’t go so well. Those are submitted by the actual people who tried and failed and some crafty craft. Regretsy is similar, except the editors select items from Etsy. The items are hideous. The downside is the “artists” are usually pretty upset their items are featured here. But seriously? $150 for a peach pit that looks like pooh? Check it out and see what you think:

Admit it. At first glance, this looks like pooh. Who would sell pooh for $145? Read closer. It’s a jewel encrusted peach pit! Again I ask, who would sell a peach pit for $145?

This headband, or “floral fascinator” looks simply fetching. But why is the model sitting on the toilet? It appears to be a lovely bathroom with a 4 inch sink, but really?

I’m speechless. Seriously. This is hand edited by the artist. Wow. I can see where this could be legitimate art. But the price of $150 is what puts me over the edge on this one. A picture of a stranger with a golden, glittery horse is not worth $150.

A couple of the features I love on Regresty are:

Compare and Save-They say it’s handmade, but it’s totally not!

Let’s Play a Game-Etsy or Regretsy-Items are featured and you guess if they are actual items on Etsy or if they are hoax items on Regretsy. You will be surprised, I guarantee it!

What do you think? Is Regretsy too harsh on the artists? Or is it fair fun-making considering the price and quality of these items?


Funniest Websites on the Internet – Pinstrosity

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Just bake your bacon in the shape of a heart…

and share your love of bacon with those you love. Right?

Uh, WRONG! (I call this picture “bacon bits“)

Introducing Pinstrosity! This brand new website highlights some of the disastrous outcomes created from Pinterest ideas. (If you don’t know what Pinterest is, hold on for an upcoming review…let me just say it is addicting). Users submit photos of the original idea and their personal outcome. It’s hilarious!

I like that Pinstrosity is user generated, unlike the ever snarky Regretsy, which I adore.  I also like the part of each post explaining what didn’t work or how the poster would do it differently next time. That could actually help someone to eventually get it right.

Just in case you’re having trouble with this concept, here are a few more examples:

What an adorable owl cake! Are those pretzels? Just so precious.

Eeek! That is a foul owl…haha. I know, I’m so funny. Please feel free to write your congressman about this.

A crocheted dish scrubber. So cute and practical.

Dish scrubbers gone wild! maybe this is the industrial strength scrubber…or maybe it’s a platter scrubber. Either way, something didn’t go right.

This website is brand new and they would love your submission! Spread the word!

 


First World Living – Funniest Blogs on the Internet

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One of my new favorite websites…First World Living. Do you find living in a wealthy nation to have its own problems that folks from third world countries just don’t understand? If so, First World Living is definitely for you! Soggy pancakes got you down? Is that $5 coffee messing up your ‘stache? Are your fried eggs misshapen? First World Living has the solutions you need!

the problem:

I left the syrup on the pancakes for too long and now they’re all soggy.

the solution:

There are very few things in the world more disgusting than soggy pancakes. The stuff they eat on Fear Factor, for one. The pancake plate solves this first world problem. It’s elevated on one side so the syrup drips into a reservoir keeping your pancake nice and dry. May we suggest Bacon Syrup to go with that?

 

the problem:

The shape of my fried egg was smaller than my sandwich. I had to endure few bites that was only bread like some carnival orphan.

the solution:

Make every bite full of free-range organic farmers market eggy deliciousness with Joie’s Sandwich Egg Shaper. It’s made of heat resistant silicone so you can just pop it on the pan, crack an egg, and bam, perfectly shaped egg for your sammich.

the problem:

My manly Ron Swanson mustache gets whipped cream in it when I drink my latte.

the solution:

This isn’t one of those silly mugs with a mustache print on it. This mug is for real hard mofos with real mustaches. The mustache shaped guard protects your manstache from getting soiled by whatever you’re drinking. For classy soup connoisseurs, check out this mustache protecting spoon.

Before I get a flurry of angry emails (who am I kidding? I’d love a flurry of emails about Miss Mouthy, angry or not) you should know that FirstWorldLiving.com is planning to donate a portion of the commissions earned by products purchased through the site to those who really need it.


Funniest Blogs on the Internet: Catalog Living

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This is a fairly new blog and makes me chuckle every time I read a post. It’s called Catalog Living. It is too stinkin’ funny!

The writer, Molly Erdman, is an actor, writer and comedian based in LA. Basically, she takes pics from catalogs and gives them funny captions. You know how fancy catalogs have their items showcased, often in sort of an odd arrangement? It is so clear no person could EVER live there.

Elaine and Gary are a fictional couple living in the pages of the catalog. Frankly, I think their marriage is on the rocks. Check out these posts:

Secretly, Gary had always wondered if all these children were indeed his.

Secretly, Gary had always wondered if all these children were indeed his.

Just make yourself at home!  If the sheets on the bed aren’t gray enough there are grayer ones in the drawer.  And we just got the latest issue of Wallpaper magazine!
Just make yourself at home! If the sheets on the bed aren’t gray enough there are grayer ones in the drawer. And we just got the latest issue of Wallpaper magazine!
Elaine was not amused by Gary’s passive-aggressive response to her request to “garnish the cocktails.”
Elaine was not amused by Gary’s passive-aggressive response to her request to “garnish the cocktails.”
Elaine had never felt more alone than when the tumbleweed interrupted her afternoon of reading and plowing through some bottled water.
Elaine had never felt more alone than when the tumbleweed interrupted her afternoon of reading and plowing through some bottled water.

Head on over to Catalog Living and let her know MissMouthy sent you!


Funniest Blogs on the Internet-Unnecessary Quotes

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I am a middle school teacher. I’m not someone who goes around correcting spelling and grammar everywhere I go. However, I often notice the mistakes and just bite my tongue. This next funny blog makes my day!

Welcome to The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks.

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This is from a pet store. It sort of makes me wonder if someone just figured out how to use the “quotation mark” key.

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Fresh is such a relative word. I mean, how fresh does produce need to be to claim the title “fresh.”

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I’m dying to know what the real ingredient is, if not custard. Just what kind of tart are you serving here, People?

If you know of  funny blog, please let me know!!


Funniest Blogs on the Internet-Graph Jam

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Have you been enjoying the previous funny blogs? Wait til you get a load of this!

I might be a math geek or I might not. But these graphs crack me up! The most difficulty I’ve had is picking my top faves because they are all so darn funny.

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That is EXACTLY how I feel about eating an orange…and sunflower seeds and chicken wings!

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I think what makes these so stinkin’ funny is that they are SO true!

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I think when I was about 25 I realized the only person I lie to on a consistent basis is my dentist. As if he can’t tell I don’t floss. Duh! Now I just tell them I don’t floss, they tell me I should and we call it good for another 6 months.

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Enjoy your weekend and be sure to check back next Friday for another edition of Funniest Blogs on the Internet, as determined by MissMouthy.com.


Funniest Blogs on the Internet-This is Why You’re Fat

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This week’s Funniest Blog on the Internet inductee is ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com It kind of goes along with some of my New Year’s Goals. No, not to eat as much fattening stuff as I can find, in order to clog my every artery. I’ve got that goal totally covered. No, I’m trying to get healthy. I’ve spent lots of time researching this and it turns out, I need to MOVE MORE and EAT LESS. Huh, who knew?

This blog makes me feel pretty darn healthy. In the picture above, you see the aptly named Double Coronary Burger. As you read this description, you might feel your arteries harden. Don’t worry, that’s a normal reaction:

A burger topped with five slices of bacon, four slices of cheese, two fried eggs, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and onion between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

Here’s the weird part….all of that seems okay until I see it’s between two grilled cheese sandwiches. Seriously? Wow.

I have a sweet tooth. I don’t deny it. I love cake (this reminds me of a Friends episode, but that’s for another post). But this next item seems too much, even for me:

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Feast your eyes (pun intended!) on the French Toast Cupcake with Maple Frosting and Bacon.

That actually sounds pretty good. Hmmm, maybe This is Why I’m Fat!

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The picture is one thing, but check out this description of the Deviled Corndog:

Corndog hotdogs pureed with cheese, mayonnaise and tater tots, then re-baked inside a corndog shell.

Ug . The layout of this site is a picture of food and a breif description, but I’ll tell you, this stuff sticks with you. So, enjoy This Is Why You’re Fat!


Funniest Blogs on the Internet-Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves

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Every Friday, I *hopefully* will post about a new “Funniest Blog on the Internet” as determined by me. Very unofficial voting system. Previously, I posted on CakeWrecks, which still cracks me up.

Today, let’s take a look at Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves. Now, first of all, I don’t take suicide lightly. But pets in funny clothes cracks me up. We have a $1 pair of reindeer antlers we bought at Old Navy several years ago. We have gotten more laughs out of this holiday item. Poor Daisy always lets us know she’s indulging us by wearing them for 30 seconds.

Enough about me and my dog…let’s take a look:

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The picture is awesome, and even better is the caption, “You betcha I’m going rogue alright. Going rogue all over your new satin furniture.”

They recently featured several Christmas photos. Here’s my favorite:

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Doesn’t that dog just scream “Christmas Cheer?”

Before you start thinking it’s only dogs and cats, set your eyes on this beauty:

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Best part, here’s the caption: “This s-s-skirt’s a tad s-s-short. Everyone’s gonna think I’m a s-s-s-s-s-slut!”

So, there you go. Check out Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves for a good laugh. Check back next week for another Funny Blog Friday!